The Cast
Shadow Foxworth
Patricia Kay Foxworth (nickname origin thus far unknown) is a sweet and bright-eyed young lady with a repertoire of dangerous skills. The oblivious eye to a hurricane of intrigue and debauchery, she seeks little more than an honest day’s work, a comfy place to relax, and a steady supply of chocolate. Given her line of work and choice of company, such a simple life is out of the question, but she does her best. Although highly selective in making friends, she cares deeply for those within her circle of trust, even if one of them happens to be creepily infatuated with her.
Lily Rocketfists
Lily Ann Roquefort (similarity to the name of a Tekken character entirely coincidental) is a Woman Who Knows What She Wants. Ruthlessly dedicated to a fashion agenda, she is no stranger to punch-ups, and indeed these tend to end badly for her opponents. She has a gift for wrangling whatever she wants out of her dear friend Patricia, which allows her to live a life of moochy luxury.
Metro Pete
Peter Desmond MacDougall (middle name made up just now) is a man of harsh dualities. One moment a whip-smart and suave bartender-slash-engineer, the next a quivering Humbert Humbert of a man, tormented by futile romantic obsession.
His theme song is Countdown [Extended Version] by Pulp.
The Colonel
Callin’ the shots. Rantin’ about things. Drinkin’ beer in your boxers. Hallucinatin’ about ‘Nam. These are the kinds of things that the Colonel is all about. Plus rock ‘n’ roll. He gives very few fucks, and despite his age he has no difficulty keeping up with the times; the times are still catching up with him.
Geoff Dick
IWYTFTP is a work of fiction. Its characters are not meant to represent any real persons, living or dead.
Except for Geoff Dick. This man is real.
The Authour
M. Thomas Harding is a local Edmonton lowlife with a mean streak and a problem with authourity. As a young child he used Archie comics to teach himself to read, and has dabbled in comic creation since his impressionable teenage years. I Want You to Feel the Pressure has been stewing in his brain for quite some time, and is not coming out at all like he imagined (in the best of ways, of course).